Fun dating profile headers

Posted by / 12-Nov-2017 20:23

Welcome to my spoofy bachelor blog of hilarious real dating profiles gone awry.

A dating site like no other - where relationships are never discussed and rooms are reserved for the grammatically insane.

And as promised, here are even more dating headlines. Looking for a high maintenance chick Where are all the bad girls? Welcome to the bad boys club Class The Finer Things High Art I'm a bad boy who needs to be punished Your thong is sticking out I see your underwear I'm not just a sex object Ladies... I'm the hottest thing to hit the western hemisphere since the invention of the Q-tip I am the guy your mother warned you about.. If you think Paris Hilton is like really smart, then we're just going to have to break-up If you think Paris Hilton is smart, then we're going to have to break-up and I get the dog If you think Paris Hilton is smart, then we're going to have to break-up and I get the dog. my job section is blank because people were emailing me just because of what I do I'm looking for a down to earth girl who is looking for love for all the right reasons.

All of these are tried and tested, hope you find inspiration. please rememeber that I'm not just a sex object Ladies... Ask me about how I made a million dollars in less than an hour Yes, it's true I was called a bad boy by my ex-girlfriend Loving life! imma sexy a** b*tch come check me out Music Video Director seeks hot video chick Disneyland isn't the only place where dreams come true...

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It also can work to attract someone who has similar interests with one quick zap.

We perused hundreds of dating site profiles and headlines for red flags or dullsville, so you don’t have to. There are more cringe-worthy headlines than we thought possible.

The tagline can showcase your wit, a love of poetry, sense of humor, a romantic or philosophical nature, etc.

If the photos don’t cut it, we generally don’t click on the person. But if we make it past the photo, skimming profiles, the first thing you'll notice is the profile tagline.

This little ditty can compel us to read further, or it can cause us to roll our eyes and move on.

Biggest offenders include those where the author’s lack of imagination or energy just scream out “I can’t be bothered”, or “I’m lame” which of course, all reveal clues about character, intelligence, or confidence.

If a person be bothered to think of a few interesting words strung together to represent themselves, imagine how stimulating they would be on a date!

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